Hold on to your hat everyone because what I am about to tell you will knock your socks off. If you do not hold on to your hat then your hat will be the article of clothing that will be jettisoned. But as it stands, because you presumably will take the necessary step (as I instructed) to secure your hat, it will be your socks that will bear the brunt of my shocking news. The news of which I speak is so shocking you just might have to call an electrician Ogden (if you know what I mean).
Before we get to the shocking news I must first address your obvious question. That question being what about your shoes? In other words, how could your socks be knocked off if you were wearing shoes? Surely they would be held in place. If anything, it would be your shoes that will be knocked off and not your socks under that scenario. Of course all that sounds perfectly reasonable, however, in my mental image of you (the reader of this blog post) you are relaxing on your couch after a hard day at work. Moreover, in this mental image you have taken your shoes off at the front door (as many people do these days) so as not to track mud into the house. Hopefully that answers your question.
And now without further ado I will get to the point of actually disclosing the information that will in fact knock your socks off assuming you are holding your hat securely in place. The information of which I speak is truly shocking indeed (hence the need to make the choice to secure those articles of clothing adorning your extremities). It is so shocking that (as I mentioned in the first paragraph) you just might have to reach out to an electrician Ogden.
Alas, unfortunately I have surpassed the target word count for this blog post. As such, the shocking truth will have to wait for another blog post. Ta Ta for now mon ami!